Eldest Daughter “Lamb to the Slaughter” Embroidered Sweatshirt – Funny

The Eldest Daughter “Lamb to the Slaughter” Embroidered Sweatshirt is a witty and relatable design made for oldest siblings everywhere. Featuring bold embroidered text, this sweatshirt humorously captures the sarcastic reality of being the eldest child who always goes first, takes the blame, or sets the example.

Crafted from soft, cozy fabric, this unisex crewneck sweatshirt is perfect for everyday wear, lounging, or casual outings. The high-quality embroidery (not printed) ensures a durable, premium look that lasts, making it a standout piece for fans of dry humor and sibling sarcasm.

This sweatshirt makes a perfect funny gift for sisters, eldest daughters, oldest siblings, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor, ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because.

✨ Product Highlights

Embroidered “Lamb to the Slaughter” eldest daughter phrase
Funny, sarcastic sibling humor design
Soft and comfortable unisex crewneck fit
Durable embroidery (not a print)
Perfect gift for eldest siblings and sisters

Ideal for customers searching for eldest daughter sweatshirt, funny sibling gift, sarcastic crewneck, or embroidered humor sweatshirt.